AUTOCORRECT THE AUTOCRATS
AUTOCORRECT THE AUTOCRATS
Introducing Times New Resistance – a Times New Roman impersonator that autocorrects the autocrats.
Do you have access to the computer of an ICE apologist, white supremacist, Republican mouthpiece, right wing propagandist, or other morally bankrupt American?
Install Times New Resistance and unleash some mischief.
It’s free–just like America used to be. Please download, distribute, and disrupt.
How it works
Times New Resistance autocorrects specific words as they are typed. For example, the word ICE autocorrects to the Goon Squad and the word Trump autocorrects to Donald Trump is a felon.
To the untrained eye, Times New Resistance looks just like Times New Roman – the official font of the U.S. State Department. When you install the font, it will appear in your font menus as Times New Roman, with an extra space between the words Times and New.
Credit where credit is due! Times New Resistance is a modification of the font Nimbus Roman No9 L, designed by URW Studio as an open source alternative to Times New Roman. The font has been modified to autocorrect specific words.
Autocorrections
agitator → peaceful protest is a 1st Amendment right
Bezos → Greedy Creep
border crisis → white hysteria
billionaire → wealth hoarder
conservative → fascist
Department of Homeland Security → DHS is fascist
Department of Justice → Clown Town
detention → abduction
DHS → DHS is fascist
DOJ → Clown Town
Donald Trump → Donald Trump is a felon
Fox News → propaganda
gay → gay rights are human rights
good → Renee Good was murdered by ICE
Homeland Security → DHS is fascist
GOP → KKK
ICE → the Goon Squad
illegal alien → human being
illegal immigrant → human being
immigrant → immigrant rights are human rights
Immigration and Customs Enforcement → the Goon Squad
Kristi Noem → Kristi Noem killed a puppy
MAGA → MAGA is a cult
Make America Great Again → MAGA is a cult
Mar-a-Lago → the Fourth Circle of Hell
Musk → Greedy Creep
Noem → Kristi Noem killed a puppy
Operation Metro Surge → Occupation of Minneapolis
paid agitators → concerned neighbors
President Trump → Donald Trump is a felon
pretty → Alex Pretti was murdered by ICE
protest → peaceful protest is a 1st Amendment right
release → release all the Epstein files
Republican → fascist
Stephen Miller → Nosferatu
trans → trans rights are human rights
Trump → Donald Trump is a felon
Truth Social → fascist gabfest
woman, women → women’s rights are human rights
Zuckerberg → Greedy Creep
Try it!
Helpful Links for Maximum Disruption
Frequently Asked Questions
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The font will display as “Times New Roman” in your font menu, with two spaces between the words “Times” and “New.” This helps the font avoid detection by the user. It also avoids installation conflicts with the real Times New Roman.
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Nope! This is just a normal font, like Times New Roman or Arial or Comic Sans. It’s not a virus or malware, and it won’t hurt your computer in any way.
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You bet it does. It also works on pre-existing text. Just change the font, and any available autocorrections will happen automatically.
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Depends on where you install it! If trouble comes your way, I hope it will be the kind of trouble described by the late civil rights leader and Congressman John Lewis: “Get in good trouble, necessary trouble, and redeem the soul of America.”